The Lincoln N.I.L. Con
An Anonymous Novella
of Political Satire
You can’t cheat an honest man, so there’s no better mark than the sitting American President.Larry and Nukes have been inseparable since college. Larry is the brains and Nukes is the bucks. Their plans go amiss when a hungover Nukes proclaims he’s struck a deal to buy Abraham Lincoln’s name, image and likeness from a tall beardo in a funny black hat.Is it legit? That’s debatable. But Larry’s loved ones could be in mortal danger if he walks away, and Nukes can’t stand disappointing his family yet again.As the leader of the free world hawks bibles, lame lamé sneakers, and cryptocurrency, the guys give the Lincoln N.I.L. con a shot. But how far will they go for a score?